Why celebrate new year eve...
You practice your arithmetic skills because you have to do a countdown before midnight. This is very good for the brain and for a more useful exercise, you can start your countdown from 100 downwards, or maybe continue after 0, -1, -2... or maybe do your countdown in Chinese. Since everyone will be drunk, you can do your countdown in any language without anyone noticing.
Never spare any opportunity to push your limits. You can use the occasion to test your alcohol-tolerance. What's your getting-drunk-threshold?!
What's a better way to end the Gregorian year than to help the restaurants, pubs, etc. earn some money to start rich the next year? Don't forget that you will also be helping new singers and dancers get some cash in this stagnant economical state.
The more outstanding the celebration, the better it is. Why? To help you remember to write 2008 instead of 2007 after that night!
In the age of consumerism, you need to show off in front of your acquaintances... Showing off varies; it can be something simple as to what hour you stayed awake, or something more twisted as to how many bottles you consumed, or something lowly enough as to how much it cost you.
After you're done with your celebration, it is time to do some drunk driving. Make sure to further try your luck at the early morning hours of 1st of January by avoiding to fasten your seat belt. If this year will start jinxed, then let it end early.
The red cross volunteers will feel better about themselves when they attend to accidents whether car accidents or alcohol poisoning or else. They will feel that they have served some greater cause handling those drunk people.
You will also help the internal security forces regain their self-esteem; they are failing to catch the criminals who are doing political assassinations so let them feel good catching drunk drivers. Once they catch the some drunk drivers, the Serotonin level in the brain of the tea minister(s) will increase.
Finally, regardless of how you celebrated the new year eve, I wish everyone a happy new year and may the 2008 be full of satisfaction and success.
Peace.
Tuesday, January 1
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6 comments:
Happy New Year 2008!!
shinnen akemashite omedetoo gozaimasu :)
countdown in chinese. hehehe. good one ahmad-chan.
i didnt know that lebanese ppl drink(??)
may this year brings u full of success tooo.
You're quite right: since everyone will be drunk you can even make up your own language! That's what I do when I'm drunk!
Notwithstanding the perils of drunk driving which you rightly mentioned, I would like to clarify that the Red Cross Volunteers would rather be with their friends and families, and they do not derive satisfaction from blood or pain or injury. Only a sick person derives satisfaction from those, and a sicker person who implies it. It is a very very insensitive thing to say.
Second, I am amazed that you suggest that the Internal security forces should not arrest drunk drivers? I agree they should cut the testicles of everyone with a beard, then crucify them, but until then, what is your suggestion istaz ahmad?
I think you should pray hard to whomever you worship that neither you or anybody you know should not require the "satisfaction" of Red Cross, or the "self-esteem" of the Security forces one day if a drunk driver crashes into your car.
you are impossible.
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Hehe, dude, your sarcasm is awesome !!!!
3am Sa3id 3ammoo ^^/
I need to get in touch with you concerning your blog.
Please mail me to ibrahim@arabadmag.com
hilarious.
But Muslims dont celebrate new years.
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